White card with black text on a wooden surface

Damn How Many Birthdays Card

Sleazy Greetings

$5.99

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Regular

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DESCRIPTION

Celebrate another trip around the sun with a little sarcasm using this Funny White Birthday Card. Featuring a clean white front with bold black lettering, this card delivers humor in a simple, modern design that’s perfect for anyone who appreciates a witty birthday message.

The inside is blank, giving you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt, funny, or perfectly sarcastic note. Ideal for friends, family, or coworkers, this card pairs effortlessly with any birthday gift.

Details:

Birthday greeting card
White front with black font
Funny, sarcastic birthday message
Blank interior for a personalized note
Perfect for birthdays and gift add-ons

Because some birthdays deserve honesty—and a good laugh. 🎂😄

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Orders ship within 2–4 business days. Returns are accepted within 14 days for store credit. Items must be unused and in original condition.

Damn How Many Birthdays Card

$5.99

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I’m from North Myrtle Beach SC and was visiting family, what a beautiful boutique. Can’t wait till I come back to visit. It’s a must stop if your in Danville IL.

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Damn How Many Birthdays Card

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